Friday, 13 March 2009

Who said meteorology isn't a laugh a minute? Weather and Meteorological Jokes

So here are some of the best jokes we had in for our Comic Relief challenge - 'best' meaning arbitrarily selected by me but probably gives you an indication of how bad the others were!

Why was the cloud late for work - because he mist the bus

What do you call a sheep with no legs - a cloud

Two weather satellite antennas got married, the wedding was good but the reception was fantastic

and my personal favourite (which is cheating because its really a glaciologists joke):

A guy walks into the doctors with a piece of lettuce sticking out of the top of his shirt. The doctor says that looks nasty and the guy says that's just the tip of the iceberg!

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